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AND OTHER THINGS, AND SO FORTH

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Fun ways to end work emails

Here are some fun ways to end your work emails (and spice up your day). Disclaimer: I take no responsibility for the results of your (hilarious) actions.

Closings

  • Warmest Possible Regards,
  • In Accordance with the Prophecy,
  • END TRANSMISSION.
  • May The Forces Of Evil Become Confused On The Way To Your House,
  • Huggles,
  • Your move.
  • Yr. Obdt. Srvt.,
  • May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman,
  • Love always, [insert corporate signature]
  • L.Y.L.A.S. (note: SMS-speak for “love you like a sister”)
  • Goodnight you prince of Maine… you king of New England,

Post-scripts:

  • PS: This is what part of the alphabet would look like if ‘Q’ and ‘R’ were eliminated.

Signatures:

  • [Insert Full Name], American.
  • Sent from your girlfriend’s iphone
  • sent from my computer
  • “Never Forget” with a picture of the Twin Towers
  • Legolas Hunter Troll 80 - Rashgarroth’ US

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