You Google a hamburger. The search results, a thousand suns explode; the polarity of all atomic particles reverse as lemon bakes a gingerbread house. A screech pierces the gelatin like so many radishes; ripples build in intensity to tsunami-force waves breaking pungently on a bald man’s combover. You taste the monolith; it sounds like four o’clock, fleeing the inescapable heat-death of seventeen thousand island dressing. George Burns smiles; his teeth wink slyly with the savory nostrils of Drosophilia Melanogaster. The cat turns the wheel; a tugboat births the ostrich. Mewling, an astronaut ascends to nirvana; suckling from the third nipple of a sphinx with the head of Zooey Deschanel; she whispers the truth of the universe. Faintly, a pickle cries out; the golden proboscis trailing behind the wake of the moon. Dimensions tear; a platypus in Ontario’s dreams become reality.
